The AC is on and i’m still irritated. I can’t take it. I’m learning a lot about myself lately. Like I literally breakdown in the heat (i.e. I cannot properly function, don’t call my name and for the love of all that is good and mighty DONT TOUCH ME).
I have 3 major topics to cover in this post. Well 2 but kinda 3. Kinda 4. We’ll see how it goes.
Listen to me. If anyone approaches my blog even thinking about ‘the friend zone’ I will slowly and painfully kill you after you fall asleep. (Which reminds me of how much I hate chain spam about things coming to get you, rude much.)
I AM NOT A FLIRT. I am THE most socially awkward person I know. I seriously don’t even know how to flirt. I am how ever a very bubbly, giggly, awkwardly smily, happy, individual. Dude, if you like me and I laugh at your jokes, do you know what that means? It means one of two things; 1. You’re funny, congrats, (use your talents for the good of all mankind) or 2. I just didn’t want to hurt your feelings so I said ‘LOL’. Thats its I said ‘LOL’ sometimes I may even say ‘KML’. It is ok. This is in no way implying that I want to touch you, kiss, or be in any situation with you where I am not fully clothed (this includes but is not limited to, pool parties, your bed, my bed, and any room that does not have 3 or more people excluding me and you). I don’t know why smiling and giggling got mixed up with me saying “please propose to me because I want to have your babies”. I was just being friendly. Maybe it’s my only child syndrome. But honestly I refuse to take the blame. And the verdict comes from those I don’t even do it to. Certain people (no names shall be called but you have been informed that you would be referenced) take it upon themself to inform me every time they think I’ve been ‘flirty’. And it’s actually not just this one person I’ve gotten this from many people (though they have all been suspiciously of the male persuasion). 1. You don’t even know the relationship of me and who ever i’m ‘flirting’ (TALKING) too. You don’t know what we talk about. We could talk about the most deep, emotional, painful subjects in the world, they could be like a best friend to me. But i’m flirting because I’m laughing with him? Make sense. 2. I didn’t do anything! Clearly you are all confused, all I did was laugh. Is that all it takes to flirt? Laugh? At a joke? So I can’t laugh at jokes? I’m very confused.
I would just appreciate it if everyone would just calm the math down.
I’ve decided now that I don’t want to blog about the next topic because that’s going to raise to many questions that I do not wish answer at this point in my life journey.
In conclusion, calm yourself gentlemen, I don’t want to be in a relationship with you. And if that means your in the ‘friendzone’ and you don’t like that, then don’t mathin talk to me yo. Cause ghad forbid I laugh at something. I might just be leading you on.