Hello, my name is Amanda and I am a mobsters daughter.
Like I said in my last post, I am not a bad a*s and I do not claim to be one. But I do have bad a*s friends.
That’s new to you isnt’t it. I know, I don’t like my business in the streets. In related news, people out in the world trying to die.
This is my life’s philosophy “BUILD BRIDGES NOT WALLS”. You don’t know people life story. And let me tell you I am very unassuming, but my parents are members of the enclave. Things happen yo. Don’t just run up on peoples kids cause you don’t know what they can do to your life. I just saying.
As a mobsters daughter I don’t go looking for trouble it just finds me. I am a member of a mob that is separate from ‘the family business’. We go by the name ‘The Mob’. We’re not complicated ladies (and gentleMAN).
This is our list of people that are to be ‘shanked’, ‘whited out’ and/or mentally tortured:
- Eve (because you really could have thought it through more in the garden, now I’m over here stressing cause you was hungry for apples)
Eric (pissed me off early this blessed saturday morning. You have like 4 strikes on your name already)
- The other Theo
- Marvin (I don’t have time for the games and I was just reminded of my hatred for you)
- Troy (‘Cause I don’t like you. Never did, never will)
- Duran (Nigga I don’t know you or your story but if Lathel don’t like you, you clearly ain’t no good)
- Deangelo (I don’t know you but bye)
- Devand (You had it good for to long, time to go)
- Mott (Before you go let me inform you that you are not swaggin’)
- Gary from Teen Mom (You are WACK!)
- Van (dude I’ve never even heard your name before but we don’t ask questions in the mob)
- The annoying short dude that goes to C.O.B (the bright one)
- The other annoying short dude that goes to C.O.B (the dark one who thinks he’s a mack daddy, boy catch yourself)
- Lathel annoying roommate who thinks that she has friends (Girl bye, all mob members friend quota filled)
- Vader (or how ever you spell your name, send it to us so we can get it right on your tombstone)
- Macy ( you have to many people out for you)
- The whore from Q.C. class of 2012
- Kreshuan (Don’t covet the D’s of mob members boyfriends)
- Didi’s cousin (stupidity will not be tolerated)
- My annoying roommate
- Uninvited humans at the S.A.C. table
- Allison from Teen Wolf (I hope you die in the show, I really do)
- Cynthia’s rude a*s friend who think she has strips
- The two faced b*tch at Atlantis who spreads lies
- Earl Johnson
- The creepy african guy at Richmond that tries to get with every black girl
- Waynesha (Why is that even your name – you have to go)
- SUDAN (wack name also – you have to go)
- All the CJ’s who currently have baby mommas
- Blake (You are something else!)
- REN & STIMPY
- Tevin G.
- The woman who assaulted Tasha’s nose with her fish market penis collector
- The freshman who think they are in the mob (Girls bye this is not a game)
- Lindsey Lohan ( your existence is annoying)
- Jermaine (OMG so many people hate you so much)
- The loud mouth people at Jade’s work who always have to much to say
- All the thirsty dudes who be trying to bring up the past
- Thirsty whores who try to take guys in relationships (RUDE!)
All entire are subject to sentence change or complete removal from the list if you are brought before the consul and your case is approved before your sentence is carried out (if not, tough nuggets).